Basketball Gifts

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

"I told him to do that."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"My mom was cold."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Someone should fix that,'

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

'You call that an organization chart, Foley? It looks just like the NCAA college basketball brackets.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

Bad Knees.

Pro sports experiments with Zoom

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

'...And it's as simple as that!'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"It's a dependent!"

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'It's probably nothing.'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'