Basketball Games Gifts

'I suppose this will be a CHARGE?'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Super Dog'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.