Game Sports Gifts

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'My feet are killing me.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Portrait of a Lady"

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The MBA Draft

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."