Basketball Game Gifts

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

The Salmon Run

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Gary turns 40.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"I love fast break business success."

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Playing pig

Why moms make bad refs.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'