Basketball Game Gifts

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

The Salmon Run

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Why moms make bad refs.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'