Basketball Game Day Gifts

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Post Game Day Betting.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'