Game Day Gang Gifts

'Butch was my best pal until I heard his mother call him Samantha,'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

American Football.

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.