Game Day Gang Pillows

'Butch was my best pal until I heard his mother call him Samantha,'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

American Football.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.