Game Day Party Pillows

A man cheers

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I didn't get to see the whole game. It was partly cloudy."

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Strive to win!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Bowl Games.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'