Game Day Celebrant Pillows

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A man cheers

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Men can show their emotions!

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I quit."

The game comes first...

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"You're the sport on my telly"

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Wilfried Zaha

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.