Game Day Celebrant Gifts

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Raheem Sterling

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

A man cheers

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Men can show their emotions!

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Wilfried Zaha

"You're the sport on my telly"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

The game comes first...

"I quit."

Rugby Mad.