Game Day Reveler Gifts

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Men can show their emotions!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Raheem Sterling

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

First past the post.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Post Game Day Betting.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"You're the sport on my telly"

The game comes first...

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."