Game Day Giggler Gifts

'I guess this is the interpretation I requested.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Men can show their emotions!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Post Game Day Betting.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Hockey Goal

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Stretcher Header.

"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Bears Win!!!

Live soccer today.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."

"You know, we could easily handle this peacefully, but there are too many adults on the field."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"He should've passed the puck."

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.