Gridiron Giggler Gifts

"What's with the new guy?"

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Stop the big guy!

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'Dicing with Death'

Tred carefully mill.

Hockey Goal

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

College Football

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Stretcher Header.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Dead & Breakfast.

Burke and Hare and Hare