Gridiron Giggler Prints

"What's with the new guy?"

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

Conversion of St. Paul.

Not you. Your hair.

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'He never listened to his mother!'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Pest control, with death.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Stop the big guy!

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Hockey Goal

College Football

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Tred carefully mill.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'Dicing with Death'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Stretcher Header.

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."