Goalie Giggler Gifts

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Stretcher Header.

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

Hockey Goal

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

"He should've passed the puck."

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"I'll need a three iron."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Whoops!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Ladder in a lift shard.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"I attract all the crypts."

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."