Golfer Giggler Gifts

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"He should've passed the puck."

Using Science In Fashion Design

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

The 19th hole

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'