Golfer's Giggle Gifts

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Farmer Golf

Using Science In Fashion Design

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

Neanderthal Golf.

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."