Goalkeeper's Giggle Gifts

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Raheem Sterling

Saving a Heart

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football

The best goalie in the world!

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'Are you blind ref?'

Goal

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Football Bomb

Goal!

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Goalkeeping Dog

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Bricklayers in goal.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Penalty