Gatekeeper Giggler Gifts

Beware Of The Hog...

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

Heaven Security Checks.

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"Too righteous?"

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

"This day and age it's necessary."

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it will never get through congress."

"Ms. Davis, get us some binders full of Latinos."

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.

St Peter shaving the heads of angels