Goalkeeper's Giggle Pillows

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Saving a Heart

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The best goalie in the world!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

Goal

Football Bomb

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal

Bricklayers in goal.

Penalty

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal