Goalpost Giggler Pillows

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Hockey Goal

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Stretcher Header.

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

GOOOOAAAAAL!

What are the chances?

Crime and punishment - football.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

Must I also sing and dance?

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

Beware Of The Hog...

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final