Goal Post Enthusiast Pillows

'He's right. We screwed up.'

Kicker hits too hard.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

The best goalie in the world!

Fine Print Letters

"Your bone."

Goal!

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

How much for the lamp post?

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

What are the chances?

Crime and punishment - football.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

"Where are you flying to?"

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Mohamed Salah

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

James Ward-Prowse

'Want a good full back?'

Karim Benzema

Fernando Torres

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

Football