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Fine Print Letters

'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'

He had a habit of just throwing it out there.

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'Grrrr....'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

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"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

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power of press

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I can't see my screen!!"

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Printing Room

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'