Pigeon Post Enthusiast Pillows

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

New York Scatological Society

Fine Print Letters

Pigeon Memos

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Sponge Blog

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Nelson.

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'Not more junk mail!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"You have two unread messages."

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

You've got mail.

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

Second homing pigeon

Mail by carrier pigeon

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

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'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'