Pigeon Post Enthusiast T-Shirts

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

New York Scatological Society

Fine Print Letters

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Sponge Blog

Carrier Pigeons

Bird Messaging

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Not more junk mail!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"You have two unread messages."

You've got mail.

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Second homing pigeon

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

Mail by carrier pigeon

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'