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'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'

He had a habit of just throwing it out there.

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'Grrrr....'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

The Daily Me

Sponge Blog

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

power of press

Envelopes.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

Printing Room

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"I can't see my screen!!"

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'