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'Just like being in the Post Office!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

Royal Mail Privatisation

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Racers' Gate.

US POSTAL SERVICE

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Airmail box.

Post Office Worker.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'