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US Post Office (Junk Mail Division).

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

Dead letter dept.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Post Office Worker.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Airmail box.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Racers' Gate.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'