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US Post Office (Junk Mail Division).

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

Dead letter dept.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Racers' Gate.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?