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Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Racers' Gate.

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

'Posties' are out in all weathers!