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'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

"Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism!"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Neither lethargy, indifference, nor the general collapse of standards will prvent these couriers from eventually delivering some of your mail.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

A queue behind a man looking at 'All about your post office' in a library

' Apparently we'll have to pay, if we want our mail delivered to the wrong address before 9 A.M.'

"There's the mailman!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Royal Mail Privatisation

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Racers' Gate.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Airmail box.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

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