Postal Service Admirer T-Shirts

'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Envelopes.

Royal Mail Privatisation

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Racers' Gate.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"