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'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Royal Mail Privatisation

Post early for Christmas 2010.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Racers' Gate.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Airmail box.