Post Office Fans Mugs

Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Racers' Gate.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

US POSTAL SERVICE

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

'Posties' are out in all weathers!