Post Office Fan Mugs

"Posh? She sneers if you buy a second class stamp!"

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

You've Got Mail

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Penfriend

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Racers' Gate.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

US Post Office - LocalOut of TownWho Knows?

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

"Office life was less stressful in my day. I could slam down phones, break pencils in a rage, stomp around yelling with a cigar in my mouth...!"

Dead letter dept.

'Use the delivery entrance.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

Neither snow nor rain nor Trump and Dejoy stay these couriers from their rounds.

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Bloody air mail!'