Postage Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Fine Print Letters

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Royal Mail Privatisation

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

A Misdelivered Letter

Post Office Worker.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Racers' Gate.

You've got mail.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"