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Post Office Worker.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Fine Print Letters

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

"I can't see my screen!!"

Royal Mail Privatisation

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Airmail box.

US POSTAL SERVICE

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Racers' Gate.