Postage Point Enthusiast Pillows

Post Office Worker.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Fine Print Letters

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"I can't see my screen!!"

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Racers' Gate.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Airmail box.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"