Goalpost Guru Pillows

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

Goal!

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Are you blind ref?'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Goal

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Football Bomb

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Arch of Triumph Save

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Goalie Wall.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

GoalieRobics.

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Money and Football