Goalpost Guru Pillows

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Are you blind ref?'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Football Bomb

Arch of Triumph Save

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Goal

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Goalie Wall.

Referee's Free Kick Pack

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

GoalieRobics.

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Money and Football

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Footballer.

What are the chances?