Goalpost Giggler Prints

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Goal!

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Hockey Goal

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Stretcher Header.

Crime and punishment - football.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

GOOOOAAAAAL!

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

What are the chances?

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

Must I also sing and dance?

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

Beware Of The Hog...

Really bad bowler. This your ball?

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football