Golfer Giggler Pillows

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

Using Science In Fashion Design

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

The 19th hole

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'