Pro-golf Giggler Gifts

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

The Golfer Gardener

Smite Golfer or Cow?

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

Neanderthal Golf.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Farmer Golf

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'