Jolly Golfer Gifts

Santa Claus playing golf.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

God in the bunker.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Pest control.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Farmer Golf

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

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"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Golfing Accident