Jolly Golfer Pillows

Santa Claus playing golf.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Pest control.

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Farmer Golf

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

Golfing Accident

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

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