Golf Joker Pillows

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jogging Bottoms

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

False encouragement.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Running With Scissors Marathon

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

His Other Shtick

Tred carefully mill.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Offering a golfer a spade.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.