Golfing Jokester Pillows

'it wasn't a trap when he first started trying to hit the ball!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"