Pro-golf Giggler Mugs

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

The Golfer Gardener

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Vodka!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Neanderthal Golf.

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

Farmer Golf

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'