Grumpy Golfer Giggler Mugs

'Just like his mood swings.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Hole in forty-seven.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Hockey Goal

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Stretcher Header.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Farmer Golf

Neanderthal Golf.

Using Science In Fashion Design

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'