Humorous Golfer Mugs

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Really?! You're new to golf, aren't you?!"

"I tell you, ever since I admitted to number dyslexia, my handicap has gotten better!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'