Humorous Golfer Pillows

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Really?! You're new to golf, aren't you?!"

"I tell you, ever since I admitted to number dyslexia, my handicap has gotten better!"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."