Golfer's Giggle T-Shirts

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Hockey Goal

Stretcher Header.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"He should've passed the puck."

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

Farmer Golf

Using Science In Fashion Design

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Neanderthal Golf.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'