Gridiron Giggles Gifts

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Where'd he go?'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Stop the big guy!

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

Hockey Goal

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'Quick! Play dead!'

College Football

Stretcher Header.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"Another meeting?"

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"He should've passed the puck."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'Wait! We can share credit for the sack... Frank, you hit him high. Dewey, hit him low. I'll take the middle.'

Dibs!

'...This is scary. We're dealing with a linebacker who blitzes just for the thrill of it.'

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football