Gridiron Dance Fan Gifts

End zone dance practice.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Swing dancers.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Interpretive napping

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

South Pork

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Four ballerinas

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

Dirty Grazing.

Me... And My... Shadow...

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

College Football

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

Tutu ruff

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

Dancing

"I literally died in a theater, but Hamilton gets the Broadway treatment"

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

Singer

"No animals were harmed during this production."

The Heptathlon

'Bees use dance as a form of communication.'

Goodbye Jackson